And indeed, if she was still a regular "Emmerdale" viewer (maybe she still is for all I know) this week, if she saw Ashley getting all dressed up in a suit for his first day at work in the local burger bar she would be muttering those words again!
And is poor Ashley lying about being the manager?
However, his total humiliation is complete when his request for a wee advance on his wages is laughed off!
Also this week, Pollard announces that he and Brenda are off to Cornwall on holiday, which leaves Val close to tears! Of course, Amy is not long in telling her that she only has herself to blame.
However, a wee glass of wine, or three, never did anybody any harm and, thus fortified in the Woolpack, the bold Val empties her whole stomach to David, which results in her getting a quare' dig in the bake' from Alicia! (Such a name for a hoop earinged hard ticket!)
Of course things turn really nasty as Val calls the police and, as they would say up the Malone Road, Alicia gets "lifted"!
Chas and Cameron are very nearly found "doing all" in the pub toilets by Debbie, whose bake', no doubt will have an even sourer expression than usual!
Nicola goes totally ballistic when she finds out that Rodney has left Angelica with Ashley and she bars the child from visiting her grandfather again unless Ashley moves out.
Lisa is left feeling helpless when she is unable to get any information on Zak, and just who are the two strangers lurking around the Woolpak asking questions?
Ashley is totally rumbled when Alex and Victoria see him at work, doshing out burgers and chips in his baseball cap and burger-bar uniform.
But then, would you believe, Ashley is sacked for theft!!!
Meanwhile, when Cain goes to visit Zak in the hospital, he triggers a blazing row and Zak walks out the door.
And Alicia is well and truly at her wits end as Val refuses to drop the charges.
A "pretty pass" or what!
This week in Weatherfield, Paul arrives at the factory and tells Eileen that he cannot face Lesley's funeral alone.
Well, let me tell you, after all he said to Eileen after the accident, I'd be telling him to get on his bike! But, as we all know, Eileen has a heart of corn.
Sunita, in her skin tight jeans that you could crack fleas on and her low cut tops, is now totally convinced that "Sawwfie" has cottoned on that she and Karl are "doing all"!
Leanne is still livid with Carla for offering her money to go away so she seizes the chance at the Cefcass meeting, and reveals all!
At Lesley's funeral there are noticeable mutterings of disapproval as Paul and Eileen arrive together. Indeed, when Paul's sister has a real go at him, Eileen leaps to his defence; And, as we all know, when Eileen leaps, she leaps!
But is it still too little, too late for the unhappy couple?
Vermin Rick leans on Tommy to do another job and, when Tyrone finds his mate working late in the garage, Tommy lies and says that he is just doing a bit of valeting to earn some extra money.
Then Eileen gets the sack from "Underworld" but, surprise-surprise, Kirsty rallies the troops in her defence.
Meanwhile, the day of the "Weatherfield in Bloom" dawns and Norris awakes to find that all his plants have been butchered, which results of him chewing the face off E-T in the Anthea Turner wig!
But then Owen finds Faye selling flowers to passers by.
For once, Karl's gambling pays off and he is able to replace the money for the street party but Sunita is still worried about his addiction.
At the end of the week Tommy comes clean to Tina, who turns round and tells vermin Rick where to get off.
However, vermin will always be vermin, so Rick just laughs in her face and sets his neanderthal heavies on Tommy, forcing Tina to watch the awful bashing.
As it is always said, "When you play with fire you are going to get burned, honey!!!"