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Well! We all have seen her freak out a couple of times, and, on one occasion, we will never forget her having to be taken away after bawling, yelling and bokin' all round her!

But at least we now all know her a wee bit better, and we all accept that is what Maisie does under pressure!

Sure, don't we all have our own wee ways, and Maisie is just bokin' her whole dinner all around her!

This week she finally finds evidence to prove that Ryan is innocent of Mark and his ghastly wig's murder. However instead of handing that evidence over to the peelers and letting justice prevail, Maisie packs her bags and gets the hell out of Emmerdale!

The vital clue is a blurred picture from Gennie and Jamie's party, which actually shows Ryan wearing the chain that was found by Mark's body several months after his dad's disappearance and death!

Maisie waves the photo in marlie-mouthed Nathan's face and accuses him of murder!

Of course, the wee gitt denies everything and, when mega-botoxed Natasha walks in on their row and then sticks up for Nathan, it makes Maisie see red and she ORDERS Natasha to tell the truth or she is leaving!

Visiting Ryan in prison to tell him about it, Maisie admits that it's all too much for her and she needs to go right away.

Promising to work out a way of helping Ryan, she leaves after telling the marlie-mouthed Nathan he should be scared, very, very scared!

Ryan freaks out when Maisie tells him she is leavingMaisie leaves but warns Nathan he should be scared

A highly suspicious Declan begs Natasha to tell the truth but, of course, she blames Maisie's exit her on mental state!

However Declan remains absolutely determined to get Natasha to open up, but what chances of him succeeding? And should Declan be WATCHING HIS BACK??!

Also this week, the missile base down the front of her super-tight top all primed for an instant blast off, Eve and Carl get a steamy encounter when they meet at a Hotten bar! However it's not quite the steamy encounter they were hoping for (legs flung to the moon and toe nails digging the velour headboard)!

Chas hears that Eve's actually gone along to the bar to check out some hot-boy strippers and she tags along with Charity for a laugh! Carl just has to pretend that he was "just passing by" the area and subsequently is forced to watch the hot-boy strippers with the girls! Isn't that awful?

Imagine our Carl having to watch toned, buffed boys gyrating in thongs! (Never mind Maisie, I'll have to be taken away just thinking about it!)

Meanwhile David feels certain that Leyla is having an affair with her brother-in-law Justin after seeing them embrace in Hotten!

Of course, it doesn't help matters when she lies about what she has been up to all afternoon!

David then accuses Leyla of "playing horses" with Justin but she furiously denies it and tells him to back right off from her family problems! So what will David do next?

On a much brighter note, Katie is all delighted when "Aundy" at last attends anger management classes! He's actually able to work out where to go for the course!

AND! Word is out that Diane is returning but has she one hell of a gunk up ahead of her!


Meanwhile over in Weatherfield...

Get the rubber sheets down on the floor because baby Jack Dobbs comes into the world this week without an inkling of the drama that surrounds his nail-biting, pushing, panting and raucously screaming arrival!

Of course the wee soul was to be born in hospital with our Tyrone holding Molly's hand for all the contractions! Instead an impatient baby makes his appearance at home DELIVERED BY SALLY WEBSTER!

Hovering and flapping in the background of course is none other than Kevin-the-man-who-is-the most-likely to be the wee boy's father!

Of course, it couldn't be any worse for Molly in the throes of giving birth on the floor, as she just can't stand the sight of Kevin when she's being wracked with contractions!

She wastes no time in screaming that out to Kevin, telling him to never come near her again and naturally he panics, thinking that Molly is about to tell Sally about their secret affair!

Indeed Molly absolutely flips her lid, as all the normal barriers have gone, so she really lets rip at Kevin. He desperately tries her to calm down but her rage knows no bound! Sally, however, puts all the ranting and raving down to the hormones and calmly delivers the baby just as Tyrone arrives!

Shortly after the midwives turn up, but Sally has already finished the job off!

Sally calmly delivers Molly's baby just as Tyrone arrivesSally calmly delivers Molly's baby just as Tyrone arrives

After going to the hospital for a check up, the Dobbs soon bring wee baby Jack home and a proud Tyrone asks Sally and Kevin to be godparents.

Molly absolutely does her nut and later has a real go at Kevin! "How dare you even consider being Godfather to YOUR OWN CHILD?"

However, when they are in the middle of the massive row, Rawwzie walks in on them! Will she work out what has been going on and TELL SALLY?

Now! We can all tell by lookin' that Becky's sister Kylie is the road to no town! And you would think that she would comply with absolutely ANYTHING to get her gorgeous little boy Max back into a normal mother and son relationship! But, oh no!

The night before the court hearing she decides to fling her legs to the moon with Gary Windass!

Becky currently as her sensible hat on and she knows that the only way from stopping wee Max from going into care is to give it all they've got at the court hearing. However Kylie does not show the same level of commitment and Becky is absolutely disgusted to discover that she has totally ignored all the calls about the impending court date!

So in a bid to keep an extra close eye on Kylie, Becky tells her that she can move into the Rovers, even though she hasn't asked Liz! As it turns out, keeping her sister close at hand does nothing to help matters!

Kylie just wants to do what other girls do and, although she loves her little boy to bits, it really looks as if she is just not up to being a mum!

She bumps into the bold Gary, who, let's face it, would snog the face off his granny, and after she finds the keys of creepy Mary's camper van lying on the pavement, they sneak in there and give the suspension a real good testing! Imagine flingin' your legs to the moon in Mary's camper van! Talk about giving you the heebie-jeebies!

I'd much prefer an evening of dinner and romance, with two fish suppers and up the nearest entry!

Kylie bumps into GaryKylie bumps into Gary

Talking of legs getting flung to the moon, looking ahead I suppose it was bound to happen some time... but our Rawwzie will shortly begin a steamy affair with Jason Grimshaw!

Jason gets roped into one of her photo-shoots in which she wears one of her wee outfits that you could spit through! So the chemistry fairly crackles between them and they finish up going back to her house and legs are flung to the moon in Rawwzie's bedroom!

Poor Selly is going to finish up getting taken away to the funny farm after her two daughters put her clean head away!

Sawwfie is wearing more comfortable shoes and Rawwzie cavorts with Jason Grimshaw up her stairs!

I'm telling you Dev's corner shop will be getting a bulk order for Dettox! For all Selly's surfaces will be thoroughly scrubbed down good and proper, especially up them stairs!

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